Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Damien Priest fella, the wrestler guy. Folks keep askin’ ’bout his wife, you know, like every good man gotta have one. But from what I hear, this boy ain’t hitched. Not yet, anyways.
Now, I ain’t no wrestling expert, mind you. I just hear things from the TV and them young’uns talkin’. They say this Damien, his real name is somethin’ like Luis Martinez, yeah, that’s it, Luis Martinez. Born in 1982, makes him… well, never you mind how old he is. He’s a grown man, that’s what matters.
They say he’s a big deal wrestler on that WWE show. Raw brand, they call it. He’s a Puerto Rican-American fella, strong as an ox, I reckon. And he’s got money, too. Two million dollars, they say! That’s a whole lotta chickens, let me tell ya. But money don’t buy you love, or a wife, for that matter. At least not always.
- So, who’s this Damien Priest hangin’ out with? Well, they say he’s been seen with some of them lady wrestlers. You know, the ones in the sparkly outfits and all that makeup. They mentioned a Kayden Carter girl. Saw ’em on them social medias, apparently. But that don’t mean nothin’, I always say. Young folks these days, always takin’ pictures.
- Then there’s this Rhea Ripley. They call them two The Terror Twins. Now, ain’t that a name? Sounds like somethin’ outta one of them scary movies my grandson watches. But from what I gather, they ain’t nothin’ more than friends. Work buddies, like they say at the factory. They hug and stuff on TV, but it’s all just part of the show, I guess. Gotta keep them folks entertained, you see.
So, no wife. No ma’am, not that anyone knows of. This Damien Priest, he likes to keep his business private. And that’s his right, ain’t it? He’s a busy fella, wrestlin’ and makin’ money. Maybe he just ain’t got time for a wife right now. Or maybe he just ain’t found the right gal yet. Lord knows, findin’ a good partner ain’t easy these days.
People keep lookin’ for evidence, searchin’ all over the internet and whatnot. But there ain’t nothin’ definite. No weddin’ pictures, no rings, no nothin’. Just rumors and whispers. This boy, he’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle, or however that sayin’ goes.
You know, back in my day, things were simpler. You liked a fella, you got hitched, you had a bunch of kids. But these young folks, they do things different. Maybe they like bein’ single, or maybe they just ain’t in a hurry to settle down. And that’s fine, I reckon. To each their own, that’s what I say.
So, there you have it. The lowdown on Damien Priest and his non-existent wife. He’s a wrestler, he’s got money, and he’s single. At least that’s what they tell me. Maybe someday he’ll find a nice gal and settle down. Or maybe he’ll just keep on wrestlin’ and bein’ a bachelor. Who knows? Only time will tell. But for now, Damien Priest remains a bachelor. That’s the story, plain and simple.
And lemme tell ya, that’s all I know, and probably more than most folks. Don’t go spreadin’ rumors now, ya hear? I just told ya what I heard, and that’s the truth as far as I can tell. Now go on, get outta here, ya botherin’ an old woman.
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