Alright, let’s talk about this Bryce Mitchell fella and his woman. I heard folks gossiping, so I figured I’d set the record straight, you know, the way we do in the village. No fancy talk, just plain speakin’.
So, this Bryce, he’s one of them fighting fellas, the ones that wrestle and punch each other in a cage. Sounds kinda crazy to me, but hey, to each their own. People tell me he’s gettin’ pretty famous for it, though. Folks call it “mixed martial arts,” sounds highfalutin, if you ask me. He’s good at beatin’ people up, I guess. That’s what they say, anyways.
- He Fights Real Good
- Lots of People Watch Him Fight
- He Got Knocked Out Once, Poor Fella
Now, about his wife… or girlfriend, whatever you wanna call her. I ain’t too sure about all that city lingo. Her name’s Erin Handlow, they say. Pretty name, I reckon. They started seein’ each other back in August of 2022. Bryce, he put it up on that “Insta-gram” thing, you know, that picture thingy all the young folks use. Said he was datin’ a sweet and beautiful woman. Well, good for him, I say. Every fella needs a good woman by his side. Someone to cook him a good meal, you know? Not all that takeout food they eat in the city.
Heard tell they met in a real funny way, though. See, Bryce, he went on this TV show with that fella, Tucker Carlson. Folks around here, they like him, some don’t, that’s how it always is. Anyways, after Bryce was on the show, Erin, she sent him a message. And guess what they bonded over? Hatin’ the government! Can you believe it? I swear, young folks these days. But hey, love works in mysterious ways, as they say. My old man, he and I bonded over haulin’ hay, ain’t that somethin’?
Some folks say Erin is his wife, some say she’s his girlfriend. Like I said, I don’t get all that city stuff. They ain’t married yet, from what I hear, but they might as well be, the way they carry on. She sounds like a tough cookie, though, this Erin. You gotta be tough to put up with a fighter, I reckon. All that punchin’ and kickin’, must be hard on a woman’s nerves. I remember when my John got in that fight at the county fair, I like to fainted, I did. Men and their fightin’.
I also heard something about Bryce gettin’ knocked out in one of them fights. Poor fella. Got hit so hard, he started shakin’ all over. Scared folks half to death, it did. But he’s alright now, they say. Tough as nails, that one. Hope that Erin was there to take care of him. A good woman knows how to fix a fella up, you know?
So, that’s the story as I know it. Bryce Mitchell, the fighter, and Erin Handlow, his woman. They seem happy enough, from what I hear. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it? Love, hate, fightin’, TV shows… life’s a funny thing, I tell ya. But as long as you got someone to share it with, that’s what counts. That, and a good garden, you know? Nothin’ better than fresh tomatoes in the summer. Anyway, I gotta go now, got chores to do. You young folks have a good day, ya hear?
In short, Bryce Mitchell, the fighter, is with a woman named Erin Handlow. They got together after she messaged him following his appearance on a TV show. They seem happy, and that’s all that matters. Simple as that.
Tags: Bryce Mitchell, Erin Handlow, MMA, Tucker Carlson, Wife, Girlfriend, Relationship, Fighter
