This here thing, this golf arm band, you see. It’s one of them newfangled things for folks who like to...

You know what? This here internet thing is somethin’ else. My grandkids, they’re always on it, clickin’ and tappin’ away....

Well, well, well, look at this thing, this “administrative timeout”. Sounds like some fancy city folk business, huh? I heard...

Hey, let’s talk about this tennis match, Holger Rune vs Fabian Marozsan. I saw it on the TV the other...

Well, let me tell you, I’ve seen a lot of fellas kickin’ that pigskin around in my day. Seen ’em...

This here extra point distance thing, it ain’t as simple as it looks, you know? They used to have it...

That Jeff Seager, he’s a name, ain’t it? Heard folks talkin’ ’bout him. He’s got them boys, you know, play...

This here berenberg golf hat, it’s a thing, you know? Lots of folks talking ’bout it. Heard some fellas down...

Alright, you young’uns, gather ’round and let this old gal tell ya somethin’ about this “stepped up crossword” thing. Now,...

That Jim Schlossnagle, he a good boy. I hear people talkin’, sayin’ “is Jim Schlossnagle married” or not. Who knows,...